Tired of busted-up, do-Nothing internship offers that you’d be ashamed to put on your resume? Slogging through job descriptions that don’t have the temerity to use the word temerity? Well put down the coffee tray and close that copier. THIS is the internship for you.

We’re looking for a PR intern with so much talent, they’ve already re-written the above paragraph to be 15% funnier. Give us at least 20 hours a week, and we’ll give you the real-world PR experience you crave. Also, we’ll pay you ($12/hour).

Shape the voice of the Automated Insights brand on social media. It will help if you think this thread is funny. Write, edit, and publish incredible blog content about data science, artificial intelligence, digital marketing, and how awesome it is to work at Ai. These posts don’t have to go viral, but people should be able to see how they could. Scour the Internet for conferences, speaking slots, awards, and other opportunities. Apply for said opportunities. Win said opportunities. High five everyone. Interact directly with national media outlets to coordinate interviews and answer questions from journalists. Blow our minds by taking the initiative on projects we didn’t even kNow should be projects in the first place. Must be willing to work in an energetic, ping-pong-rich environment overlooking the Durham Bulls Athletic Park. We take our “No Jerks” value very seriously, but the ability to playfully battle with the spoken and/or written word is essential.